Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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