the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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