Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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