i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
two words: eviction party
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Randomize
