Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.