We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet