What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Randomize
