47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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