And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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