Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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