That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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