Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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