what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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