Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You ate ashes out of my bong
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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