Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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