Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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