Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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