It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm really into asian looking animals
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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