You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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