how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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