Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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