We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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