By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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