So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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