is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
