so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I could fuck to npr.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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