Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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