This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize
