i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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