I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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