i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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