It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
