I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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