Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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