I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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