Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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