Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
