i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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