you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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