Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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