I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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