did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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