Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
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