Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
