How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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