We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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