i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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