I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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