omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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