if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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