airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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