If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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