My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
its not stalking. its research.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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