Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
