I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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