do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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